Asif Khan Inc.

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Last movie seen in a theatre:
ummm…don’t remember….oh yes, ‘There Will Be Blood’

What book are you reading?
Beloved – Toni Morrison, last finished Blindness – Jose Saramago

Favourite board game:
Bored games?

Favourite magazine:
Top Gear, Maxim 

Favourite smells:
On me – Current ones: Intense by Issey Miyake, Armani Code – Classic ones: Polo by Ralph Lauren, Cool Water by Davidoff

…otherwise, the smell of a freshly opened pack of cigarettes…on the opposite sex, anything that isn’t too loud and demands attention…

Favourite sound:
The sound of my car engine in the morning…followed by music on the stereo…

Worst feeling in the world:
There’s nothing like ‘worst’ or ‘best’ for that matter… 

What is the first thing you think of when you wake up?
Oh fuck…looks like I slept a lot!

Favourite fast food place:
Ummm…a saleguy’s lunch of Mutton burgers at Nirula’s or a sub of the day at Subway

Future child’s name:
Alvin Toffler…Isaac Asimov…!?

Finish this statement, “If I had a lot of money I’d…”
this line will always remain unfinished…

Do you drive fast?
Ummm….yes, while I can…

Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
Sick…how gross is this meant to be…I mean, I’ve heard of bestiality…but bestiality coupled with necrophilia…who the fuck in a sane mind framed this question?

Storms – Cool or Scary?
Depends on the calm before them

Do you eat the stems on broccoli?
Did anyone say anything about greens and veggies?

If you could dye your hair any colour, what would be your choice?
Again an ‘if’…and does every ‘if’ warrant a reply?

Name all the different cities/towns you have lived in:
ummm…forget this one…

Favourite sports to watch:
Sharks duelling it out in the conference room…soccer…cricket…f1…opposite sexes battling it out in the boardroom, washroom, bedroom, any room without a room… 

One nice thing about the person who sent this to you:
just one? not a fair question…who framed this questionnaire? ummm…ok…loveable… 

What’s under your bed?
no bed…just a mattress under which there’s the floor…

Would you like to be born as yourself again?
Who said anything about being born again?

Morning person or night owl?
ummm…both…

Over easy or sunny side up?
ummm…tricky one…I dont like ‘em sunny side up…and I wouldn’t want to have an over easy…

Favourite place to relax:
On the road, in my car, under the streetlights…

Favourite pie:
Creampie?!

Favourite ice cream flavour:
most of ‘em…anything which is fairly neutrally flavored…chocolate, fruits, nuts…

You pass this tag to –
need to think about that…

Of all the people you tagged this to, who’s most likely to respond first?
see previous reply

And yes, none of the responses above are the product of a thoughtful mind, and there is nothing like best or worst or favorite…it all is a result of circumstances and in my case over here, a simple case of boredom at work on a friday…